THE MASTER'S RULES

Hello, out there. I have a message I need to tell to anyone on Facebook who has had contact with my writing. Obviously, I have offended someone by sending them a friend request without actually knowing them. Facebook just admonished me, slapping the back of my hand like I'm a goddamn 3 year old kid. I have to sit in the corner for 7 days with my back turned toward the rest of the classroom. Ok, if that is the way it is... so be it.

I'll rarely apologize for my writing because a am rarely going to go directly at regular civilians. Rather, I will slam racist groups or sexists groups or homophobic groups or political groups or corporations that try to inflict overlord laws upon its clients... you can see the pattern. And, I will attack asinine public figures who I deem deserving.

Now, in the context of being a law abiding citizen, I will try to follow Facebook’s laws. And if I have offended anyone by asking you to be my friend in Facebook context, I apologize… absolutely.

What a goddamn petty piece of teenage rule making… this is. If I sent a friend request to you and you don’t like it all, and you are really offended, I would think all you have to say is, “Fuck you! I don’t want to be your goddamn friend and I am going to delete your request!” What is the deal in acting like a damn adult?

Anyway, going forward, I will NOT friend people I don’t know. I WILL play by the Facebook rules… these rules that I need to obviously study with more scrutiny. Obviously, I haven’t grasped the friend concept in all its rules. Will I make another goddamn mistake. Sure, I will. Doesn’t, or hasn’t, everyone on Facebook made a mistake a time, or two? But now you all know that when I fuck up Facebook’s rules again I really did make a mistake.

Now, Facebook… can I get on with my life without the big brother, 1984 spy camera in my office overlord act… with you treating me like I am 3 years old, instead of the 53 hard living goddamn years old that I am?

Thank you, master!